the 17th hole arrrrrrr

WEll to all my fans I am back to write another blog before Jenn deletes me from her page, so here goes.

This year I joined a indoor golf league with my friends Brian and the golf pro Bill. How it worked is the place where this was held had nemourous courses on theie system and what ever course the Pro golfers played we got to play. Well being the golfer that i am I had some good rounds and some not so good rounds. Let me tell you about the not so good round first. Bill being my golf teacher was playing a round with me and Brian and I got the shanks, if you do not know what that is I hit everything sideways and the computer still read the shot, not so enjoyable for me but Bill and Brian had a good laugh, however it got to the point where, when it was my time to hit Bill left the room. I did get over this by the next round and slowly got back into form.

Last week of the league and we got to play the club championship, it was at The old cousrse at St. Andrews. If you do not know this course it is very wide open. I was having the round of my life, I was 2 under par through 15 holes, I boggied the 16th which put me to 1 under. I should tell you the guy who runs this shot a 1 over par and stated for $5 anyone who beats me gets their membership for free next year. I was getting excited that i was going to beat him and get something for free for the fist time in my life.

I got on the tee at the 17th and the wheels fell off. On the 17th you have to hit it over a very large house to get it on the fairway if you want a shot at the green in 2. Heres the swing there goes the ball opps on top of the house, its rolling it has a chance to stay in play (did I not mention my name is not bill bath) my ball falls off the back part of the house and out of bounds, I had to re tee. (if my name was bill bath it would have rolled off the front of the house hit a rock landed on the cart path rolled hit a bump bounced over the sand trap on the green and in the hole) 8 shots later I finished the hole. I do believe that bill and Brian went home with wet pants from laughing at me so much. anyways needless to say I will be paying for my membership next year. Brian and bill free