funny story

Ok For the most part anyone who reads this blog they know what I do for a living. So heres my story. I am sure people out there think that police officers have nothing better to do then look for kids stealing christmas lights and ringing door bells. I cannot tell you the number of calls we are getting for this type of incident. If you are one of those people please stop, it is a waste of your money. Sure your money pays me but there is no criminal offence, and if drug dealers are not going to jail, why would a person ringing a door bell. Which brings me to my story. When I lived in BC my friend and I decided to do play nicky nicky nine door (sorry if that is wrong) anyways we went to a seniors complex because we thought that they would not be able to get off the couch in time to catch us, so off we went. Rang the first door bell and sure enough the door opened right away, so what did we do??? thank god it was christmas time we started to sing Christmas carols. Jenn thought it was funny so I had to write about it.

Well that would be it. Hope everyone has a merry christmas and I will be back to writer another before New Years

pea coat

Let me start by saying that my wife is the hardest person in all the world to shop for, I truely believe that she has taken a page out of my parents book, and that is whatever she wants she goes and buys. SO let me just say Christmas around my house gets harder every year.

Well the other night we were on our way home form Jenns christmas party and she pipes up and says I would like a "Pea Coat" for christmas. I sat there thinking to myself what the heck is a pea coat. I did not ask any questions I just let it go.

Monday night I got to work and I was thinking to myself wow I really need to start buying things for Jenn for christmas, so I started asking the guys at work what a pea coat was. Wrong people to ask they all looked at me like I had 10 heads, so I thought to myself I will phone Shannon she will know, she knows everything about fashion. SO I called the champ residence. Guess who anwsered Brian, so I asked him lol I cannot repeat what his anwser was, but lets just say he did not know. Well stupid me I had a female partner that night and she started laughing next to me saying why are you asking guys they don't know what that is. I had to agree. SO off we went driving, Monday night was quiet at the beginning so we did some window shopping, off to the stirp mall in Ajax, first window shopping store Danier leather, and yes they did have one in their window. $499.99 I had another good laugh, typical Jenn wants the good stuff, because she knows that I am a sucker and will buy it for her, but not this year.

I have no reason behind this blog , but if I had to give one peice of advise do not ask a male police officer for advise on fashion, unless his name is Ryan edgar.

The tanning salon

Well this will be my first real post. I have to start by saying its a joy being a male in a relationship, you get to drive your wife around while seh enjoys spending the money and you just sit back and watch, and then theres the tnning salon, I always get the honor of driving Jennifer to the tanning salon when we are out. We will go out to spend money then the next thing I know she pipes up, I think I want to go tanning, then what do I get to do, thats right sit outside the tanning salon and wait, how much fun is that. I understand why women want to go tanning, but why drag us guys around with you why you do this, I am sure there is a good show on TV that I could be watching instead of sitting and waiting. Anyways I guess its all worth it in the long run.

I use to go when we were getting ready to go on a trip, but it is sooooo boring, you lay there for 20 minutes and wonder how much longer before this is over lalalala I am sooooo bored, anyways all the women that enjoy the tanning salon, just remember the next time us guys want to go to the golf store I do not want to hear any complaining.

The end thanks again for reading

my first blog

Hi everyone I am now entering the world of blogging. Yeah me.

My first blog will be about my golf game today. The first nine holes went well. I was three over par, which isn't too bad for me. However, the next nine holes was a different story. Seven over par! Thanks for reading. More to come in the future.